Company Creates New Bundt Cake Chicken. Looks like Bundt Cake, Filled With Chicken!
Fort Worth, Texas (April 1, 2015) – PersonalTrainerFood.com continues to change the way Americans eat and lose weight with their new unconventional, but highly effective product introduction: Bundt Cake Chicken. It looks like a bundt cake, but is actually chicken!
Pictured to the left, Bundt Cake Chicken uses whole chicken breast meat carefully shaped and covered in partial skim mozzarella cheese instead of sugary icing.
Shane Allen with PersonalTrainerFood.com said years of research went into this new exclusive product, which has proven in numerous studies to help curb cravings for unhealthy carbs and sweets– using a mind-over-matter philosophy.
“We knew we had a winner when the highly stressed test group– single mothers with rebellious teenage daughters at home– began eating twice as many Bundt Cake Chickens but still lost more weight than the placebo group,” Allen said.
“This showed us that when a woman reaches her highest stress levels, she can think she’s turning to an emotional crutch of junk food by eating our Bundt Cake Chicken and still lose weight. That, and it tastes amazing!” Allen added.
The Bundt Cake Chicken is just one of several items in PersonalTrainerFood.com’s exclusive new line, appropriately called “Stealth Health.” Other items include the Tuna Fish Milkshake, Salmon Twinkies, Brussel Sprout Lollipops and Brownie Spinach.
The research for “Stealth Health” was so top secret, Personal Trainer Food labeled it internally as the Advanced Personal Regimen with Industry Leading Fat Over Oxidizing and Lengthy Success program, or APRIL FOOLS.
By now, you’re probably realizing Bundt Cake Chicken, and the entire line of “Stealth Health” products do not exist. They are an elaborate April Fools Joke.
In all seriousness, PersonalTrainerFood.com has studied the weight loss industry for years and we are constantly frustrated with the gimmicks that are out there that claim to shed pounds– from the now defunct “Sensa”, to the cabbage soup diet (yuck!), to the starchy filler-based TV dinner-style meal plans that taste like the cardboard in which they’re served.
Personal Trainer Food makes the promise that we will never be a gimmick diet plan. We’ll always focus on providing deliciously cooked meats, veggies, eggs, nuts and cheeses to help you lose weight and keep it off.
Order today with the promo code APRILFOOLS for $50 off your order! And don’t forget to turn to our Weight Loss Coaches to help you along the way. They’ve been in your shoes. They know what it’s like to struggle to lose weight and they know the success that is PersonalTrainerFood.com.
About Personal Trainer Food™
Based in Fort Worth, Texas, Personal Trainer Food is the fastest growing weight loss home meal delivery plan in America. We have the highest customer reorder rate in the industry, based on analysis of public information by publicly held competitors, and are proud to be one of the highest rated meal weight loss systems on Amazon.com
We’ve helped thousands of people meet their weight loss goals and keep it off with our trend-setting food plans. We offer thoughtfully crafted meals featuring real meats, vegetables, nuts and eggs, which is how Americans ate before we became the most obese nation on the planet. Our food does not rely on starchy and processed fillers like rice, noodles, potatoes and gravies.
Personal Trainer Food provides 28 days of Paleo friendly meals starting at $10 a day, and remains the weight loss meal plan used by over 2,500 personal trainers and their clients across the country.
Personal Trainer Food has over 900 different meal combinations with 28 breakfasts, 56 lunch and dinner entrees and nearly 60 snacks per shipment, so you’ll never get bored! We deliver fresh frozen, individually packaged precooked meals– bringing healthy and convenience together at your doorstep.
Put both ham and cheese in the center and I’d be ready to buy one. April Fools or actually a family dinner plan? 😉